Crime Scene Cleaning
The shortcut: Build referral relationships with coroners, police PIOs, and funeral homes before you spend a dollar on consumer marketing. Families don't shop for this on Google — they take the number a first responder hands them.
Industry: Cleaning & Maintenance
Investment level: Mid — $5,000-$15,000
Time to launch: 2-4 months
Best for: People who can hold steady around grief, follow a written safety protocol exactly, and treat private homes with respect on the worst day of someone's life. You're a fit if you've worked EMS, fire, military medical, hospice, or veterinary, and can be reachable on short notice. What you'll likely make: ~$4-$7K/month after expenses by month 4, and $8-$12K by month 9 if you've earned 3-5 steady referral sources. Full math is in Section 3.
Market Opportunity
Most people who need this service have never heard of it until a police officer or coroner hands them your card. The work is real and steady, but the door doesn't open through ads — it opens through the people who arrive at the scene first.
- US Janitorial Services (NAICS 561720), the parent industry: $112.0B in 2026, growing about 1.8% this year — IBISWorld Janitorial Services Market Size
- 62,099 cleaning firms across 66,471 establishments (2020 Census). Biohazard is a small slice of that, and most of the slice is 1-3-person crews working a county or two.
- The biggest national player, Aftermath Services, runs in roughly 50 markets — Aftermath locations. BioOne franchises run about 80 locations at a $35,000 initial fee plus 6% royalty — BioOne terms. Most counties still have no full-time local provider.
- Insurance covers the bill in most cases. Homeowner policies pay for trauma at home, auto for vehicle accidents, estates for unattended deaths when no insurance applies.
Target customer: You're not selling to the family directly. Your real customers are the people who refer the family — county coroners and medical examiners, police public information officers, funeral directors, property managers, and local NAMI chapters. The end payer is usually the homeowner's insurance adjuster, sometimes the estate, occasionally a landlord.
Why this is a good time to start: OSHA stepped up enforcement of the bloodborne pathogen standard in the early 2020s, pushing informal "guy with a hazmat suit" work out of the market in many states. Insurers now ask for proof of OSHA training and licensed medical-waste pickup before approving claims. If you arrive with documented training and a real waste manifest, you out-credential most local competition on the first call.
Launch With AI
Pro section. Crime-scene cleaning is a coroner-relationship-and-OSHA-protocol business — AI doesn't put on the Tyvek, doesn't cut subfloor at a decomp scene, doesn't sit with a grieving family at the door. But the time you waste hand-typing the coroner intro one-pager, drafting the adjuster invoice with disposal weight justification, and writing the 24-hour answering-service script is exactly the time you should spend on one more in-person referral visit with the police victim-advocate unit. AI does the writing tail. You do the work.
The trap most first-year biohazard operators fall into: they paste their service description into ChatGPT and ship "we clean blood — call us 24/7." AI confidently writes consumer-Facebook ad copy — which gets you zero coroner referrals and trains adjusters to think you're a Yelp-shop with no OSHA paperwork. AI is for the writing tail (coroner one-pager, adjuster invoice template, OSHA bloodborne-pathogen documentation, hoarding task force pitch, family communication scripts). Every PPE decision, every chain-of-custody log, every conversation with the family about subfloor removal is yours.
Important up-front: AI cannot smell decomp through a respirator, judge whether HVAC duct cleaning is needed, or have the conversation with the family about why "the sofa has to go." It will also confidently miss the OSHA bloodborne-pathogen trap (29 CFR 1910.1030 — $16K+ per serious violation), the EPA FIFRA "we disinfect" claim trap (EPA-registered antimicrobials only), and the state biohazard transport permit requirement in CA/FL/IL/MN/NY. You own every PPE decision, every disposal manifest, every family conversation; AI scales the writing around them.
AI Tools You'll Use
| Tool |
Price |
What it does |
| ChatGPT (free or Plus) |
$0-$20/mo |
Coroner intro, adjuster invoice template, OSHA exposure-control plan, family scripts |
| Canva (free) |
$0 |
One-page capability sheet, OSHA cred summary, NAMI hoarding task force pitch deck |
| Jobber Core |
$29/mo |
Job tracking, COI auto-fill for adjuster, ATP test result attach, manifest log |
| Google Business Profile + ChatGPT |
free |
Review replies, "what we do" explainer post, before/after of restoration (no scene shots) |
| PATLive or Smith.ai |
$200/mo |
24/7 answering — coroner calls come at 2am, you can't miss one |
The Workflow
Coroner + police victim-advocate one-pager + monthly drop-in (ChatGPT + Canva, ~30 min one-time setup). One steady coroner = 1-3 unattended-death calls/month at $2K-$5K avg = $24K-$60K/year zero-CAC. Paste:
"I'm a biohazard / trauma cleanup operator in [city] with OSHA bloodborne pathogen training certificate, ABRA cert (or in progress), $1M GL + $1M pollution liability, state biohazard transporter permit (where applicable), and 24/7 answering service. I want 5 active referral relationships among coroners + police victim-advocate units + funeral directors by month 4. Build me the one-pager + drop-in package: (a) the targeting list — every county coroner + medical examiner office within 30 miles, every police department victim-services coordinator, every funeral home, (b) the 1-page leave-behind (Canva: my OSHA bloodborne-pathogen training cert with date, my ABRA cert + member #, my pollution liability proof, my 24/7 phone with response radius, my disposal manifest sample, photos of staged equipment — never actual scene photos, my 'family liaison checklist' showing how I handle the call with the next of kin), (c) the in-person drop-in pitch I deliver during business hours: 'hi, I'm [name] from [my brand], local trauma cleanup. Brought you my OSHA cert + insurance proof + a stack of cards for your family-liaison desk. We respond inside [X] minutes, document everything per OSHA bloodborne-pathogen standard, and bill the carrier direct. Who handles family liaison here?,' (d) the monthly drop-in cadence (every 30 days — same person, fresh card stack, brief check-in), (e) the post-job thank-you to the referring coroner ('thanks for sending the [property] family our way — handled per OSHA, manifest attached, family comfortable. Means a lot'), (f) the absolute don'ts: NEVER ask for a kickback (illegal in most states + ends the relationship), NEVER show actual scene photos (consent + dignity), NEVER skip the monthly drop-in (out of sight = forgotten in this niche). Tone: calm professional + grief-aware. Output paste-ready 1-pager + drop-in cadence."
One coroner relationship = $24K-$60K/year. 5 active = your $10K month.
Adjuster invoice template + Xactimate-equivalent line items (ChatGPT, ~30 min one-time setup). Adjusters cut your invoice 30-50% if you don't itemize. Paste:
"I'm a trauma cleanup operator billing insurance carriers (Allstate, State Farm, USAA, Liberty Mutual). Build me the per-job adjuster invoice template that gets paid net 30 with zero pushback: (a) the header — claim # + adjuster name + carrier + insured + date of loss + scope (trauma scene / unattended death / vehicle / hoarding), (b) the line items I bill separately (NEVER bundle into 'cleanup'): walk-through + scene assessment ($200-$400), PPE per technician hour ($45-$65 loaded), Tyvek + respirator cartridge consumables (per-unit), EPA-registered hospital-grade disinfectant (per-job, list registration #), enzyme cleaner, ATP luminometer pre/post test ($75 each), HEPA vacuum + ozone/hydroxyl machine rental (day rate), substrate removal (carpet pad sq ft, drywall sq ft, subfloor sq ft, HVAC duct linear ft), regulated medical waste disposal (per pound, attach manifest), debris disposal, packout + content cleaning per item, post-job ATP verification + written report, (c) the per-line scope justification I attach (photo + ATP reading + IICRC-equivalent rationale per item), (d) the per-invoice attachments — chain-of-custody log, manifest copy, EPA registration #s, ATP pre/post results, before/after photos with timestamps, (e) the 35-day past-due call script I use on stuck invoices ('hi [adjuster name], invoice [#] for [insured] is at day 35 — manifest + ATP + photos all attached. Want me to resend? Need any additional documentation?'), (f) the absolute don'ts: NEVER bundle into a single 'cleanup' line (cuts your invoice 30-50%), NEVER skip the EPA registration # on disinfection lines (FIFRA-compliance trail), NEVER quote a hoarding job hourly (always day-rate or scope-based + cap). Tone: confident pro + carrier-fluent. Output paste-ready Jobber invoice template + 35-day collection script."
Itemized invoices get paid full + on time. One $4K unattended-death invoice itemized = $4K. Bundled = $2,400.
OSHA bloodborne pathogen exposure-control plan + per-job log (ChatGPT, ~20 min one-time setup). This is your federal-compliance shield. Paste:
"I'm a biohazard cleanup operator with [N] W-2 techs. OSHA 29 CFR 1910.1030 requires a written Exposure Control Plan + annual training + Hep B vaccine offer + per-job exposure log. Build me: (a) the written Exposure Control Plan (purpose, scope, exposure determination by job role, methods of compliance — universal precautions + engineering controls + PPE + housekeeping, Hep B vaccine offer + declination form, post-exposure evaluation procedure, training schedule, recordkeeping), (b) the per-tech annual training certificate template + log, (c) the per-job exposure log (date, address, scope, techs on site, PPE worn — Tyvek, full-face respirator with P100 cartridge, nitrile, boot covers, any near-miss or actual exposure incident, EPA-registered disinfectant used + reg #), (d) the post-exposure incident protocol (immediate decon, source-patient testing if accessible, baseline + 6-week + 6-month tech testing, post-exposure prophylaxis per CDC), (e) the absolute don'ts: NEVER advertise 'we disinfect' without EPA-registered product use (FIFRA violation — EPA enforces), NEVER skip the Hep B offer (OSHA violation), NEVER 1099 a tech doing this work (CA AB5 + DOL economic-realities — they're employees, you owe workers' comp). Tone: confident pro + federal-compliance-aware. Output paste-ready OSHA-compliant Exposure Control Plan + per-job log + training certificate."
One OSHA inspection without paperwork = $16K minimum per serious violation.
NAMI / hoarding task force partnership pitch (ChatGPT + Canva, ~20 min one-time setup). Hoarding pays $5K-$25K/job. Paste:
"I'm a biohazard cleanup operator in [city]. Adult Protective Services typically runs a county hoarding task force — I want to be on it. Build me the partnership pitch package: (a) the targeting — county Adult Protective Services hoarding coordinator, local NAMI chapter (mental-health partner), county fire marshal (life-safety partner), housing authority (eviction-cleanup partner), (b) the 1-page leave-behind (Canva: my insurance proof, my crew size + day-rate, my multi-day hoarding scope template — bio + animal waste + mold + pest, my discretion + dignity-of-resident commitment, my Net-30 invoicing for housing authority + APS work), (c) the in-person pitch to the APS coordinator: 'hi, I'm [name] from [my brand], biohazard + hoarding cleanup. Saw you run the county hoarding task force — want to be on your vetted vendor list. I crew-of-3 for $3,500/day with all disposal + PPE included, written reports per IAOPCC + IICRC scope, and I work with the resident's mental-health team — never strip a property without consent or court order. Brought my insurance + cred. Who else should I introduce myself to on the task force?,' (d) the post-job report template housing authority + APS expect (before/after photos by room, scope completed, items removed by category, hazardous materials count, recommendation for follow-up support), (e) the absolute don'ts: NEVER force a clean-out without consent or court order, NEVER advertise 'hoarder cleanup' on consumer Google Ads (the family + APS find you through the task force, not search), NEVER skip the mental-health-partner referral. Tone: calm pro + dignity-aware. Output paste-ready 1-pager + APS pitch."
One APS task-force seat = 6-12 hoarding cleanups/year × $8K avg = $48K-$96K/year.
Family liaison + 24/7 answering script (PATLive + ChatGPT, ~15 min one-time setup). Coroner calls come at 2am. Paste:
"I'm a biohazard cleanup operator with PATLive answering 24/7. Build me the answering-service script + my call-back protocol: (a) the PATLive intake script — 'thank you for calling [my brand]. We provide trauma scene + biohazard cleanup with full insurance + OSHA-compliant techs. Are you calling on behalf of yourself, a family member, or a referring agency (coroner / police / funeral home)? May I take your name, the address, what happened, and the best call-back number? [name of operator] will call you back within 30 minutes — sooner for emergency,' (b) my callback script when I dial back the family at 2am — 'hi [first name], I'm [my name] from [my brand]. I'm so sorry for what happened. I work with [coroner office name] regularly + I'm OSHA-trained and fully insured. Here's what happens next: I can be on site within [X] hours, I'll do a free walk-through, then I'll quote a flat job price you can give your insurance adjuster. Most homeowner policies cover this — your deductible is what you pay. Want to set up the walk-through?,' (c) my callback script for a coroner / police caller — 'hi [first name], thanks for calling. I'm en route in [X] minutes. Can you confirm scope (trauma / unattended / vehicle / hoarding) and access? I'll text the family liaison from the truck,' (d) the post-walkthrough text to the family — 'hi [first name], walkthrough done. The job is $[X], includes [scope], 1-3 days on site, all disposal + restoration. I'll bill your insurance carrier direct — your deductible is $[Y]. Reply Y to schedule, or I can call your adjuster first if helpful,' (e) the absolute don'ts: NEVER quote on the phone without walk-through (always misses subfloor + HVAC), NEVER pressure the family (they're grieving), NEVER ghost a coroner referral (you lose them forever). Tone: calm + grief-aware + pro. Output paste-ready PATLive script + my 4 callback templates."
Answering 24/7 + 30-min callback = 2-3x your year-1 referral conversion vs. a voicemail box.
Time Saved Per Week
Roughly 3-5 hours/week once your coroner package, adjuster template, and OSHA plan are built:
- Coroner + victim-advocate one-pager: 1-time setup → reused on every drop-in
- Adjuster invoice template + line items: 1-time setup → reused on every job
- OSHA Exposure Control Plan + per-job log: 1-time setup → reused on every tech + every job
- NAMI / hoarding task force pitch: 1-time setup → reused per task-force introduction
- 24/7 answering script + callback protocol: 1-time setup → fires automatically
Trade that time for: 5 more in-person coroner / police drop-ins, the ABRA cert exam if you don't have it (commercial-bid pricing power), and the monthly check-in with stuck adjuster invoices.
Total AI Stack Cost
- Budget tier ($229/mo): Jobber Core ($29) + PATLive 24/7 answering ($200) + ChatGPT free + Canva free + Google Business Profile.
- Full tier ($249/mo): Add ChatGPT Plus ($20). Worth it the day you sign coroner #2 — invoice quality + family-script tone jump materially with GPT-4.
- Compare: A part-time bookkeeper for cold outreach + adjuster collections + family scripts runs $600-$1,000/month. Full AI stack is one-quarter that cost.
Cancel anything you don't open in a 7-day window. Skip Facebook Ads + Yelp paid — neither converts in this niche; the coroner referral does.
Your First Win
30 minutes from now your coroner one-pager is printed + your first 5 drop-ins are mapped — you're walking into 5 county coroner offices this week. Open ChatGPT (free tier works). Paste:
"I'm a biohazard / trauma cleanup operator in [my city] with: OSHA bloodborne pathogen training certificate (29 CFR 1910.1030), $1M GL + $1M pollution liability, state biohazard transporter permit (if my state requires), 24/7 PATLive answering, and a 30-min response radius. The single biggest leverage in this trade is coroner + police victim-advocate referrals — the family doesn't shop on Google, they take the number a first responder hands them. Build me the 1-page laminated coroner-drop-in script + the first-5-drop-ins map: (a) the targeting — pull the list of every county coroner + medical examiner office + police victim-advocate unit + funeral home within 30 miles of [my home base zip], rank by death-call volume (county pop > 200K = priority), (b) the in-person drop-in pitch — 'hi, I'm [name] from [my brand], local trauma + biohazard cleanup. Brought you my OSHA bloodborne-pathogen cert + my pollution-liability insurance proof + a stack of cards for the family-liaison desk. We respond inside 30 minutes 24/7, document everything per OSHA + IICRC, bill the carrier direct, and bring the ashes-equivalent dignity to every scene. Who handles family liaison here?,' (c) the leave-behind 1-pager (OSHA cert + date, ABRA cert / in-progress, $1M GL + $1M pollution liability proof, 24/7 phone with response radius, sample chain-of-custody + manifest, sample family-liaison script, my Calendly for adjuster intros), (d) the monthly drop-in cadence — same coroner, fresh cards, brief check-in every 30 days, (e) the post-job thank-you ('thanks for sending the [property] family our way — OSHA-compliant, manifest attached, family comfortable. Means a lot'), (f) the absolute don'ts: NEVER ask for a kickback (illegal in most states + ends relationship instantly), NEVER show actual scene photos (consent + dignity), NEVER skip the monthly drop-in (out of sight = forgotten), NEVER advertise 'we disinfect' without EPA-registered product use (FIFRA violation that EPA enforces), NEVER 1099 a tech doing this work (CA AB5 + DOL economic-realities — they're employees, you owe workers' comp). Tone: calm pro + grief-aware + federal-compliance-aware. Output paste-ready as a 1-page laminated drop-in script + a Tuesday route map for 5 coroner / victim-advocate / funeral-home offices within 30 miles of [my home base zip]."
Print + laminate it Sunday. Walk 5 coroner offices Tuesday morning. One steady coroner = $24K-$60K/year of referrals + zero CAC.
Product / Service Offering
The work breaks into four jobs you'll get hired for. The first three are the bread and butter. Hoarding pays the most per call but takes multiple days.
Core offerings (typical industry ranges per Aftermath pricing guide and Bio Recovery price overview):
- Trauma scene (small to medium): $400-$1,500 per job. Blood and fluid cleanup after a non-fatal injury or contained accident. 3-6 hours on site for one tech plus a helper.
- Unattended death: $2,000-$8,000. Decomposition fluids soak through flooring and subfloor; odor work often requires removing drywall or carpet. 1-3 days.
- Vehicle accident cleanup: $300-$900. Auto insurance handles the bill. Fast in, fast out. Good filler between bigger jobs.
- Hoarding cleanup: $5,000-$25,000. Multi-day, multi-crew. Not always biohazard, but often involves animal waste, mold, or pests. Bill by the day plus disposal fees.
Pricing model: Quote a flat job price after a 15-30 minute on-site walk-through (photos are fine for vehicle and small trauma jobs). Never charge by the hour — families and adjusters need a number they can approve. Build in a separate line for medical-waste disposal at $2-$5 per pound (Stericycle medical waste pricing range). Surprising the adjuster on the back end is how you lose the next referral.
Revenue Model
You're paid by insurance, the estate, or occasionally a landlord. Most jobs invoice direct to the carrier and pay in 14-45 days. Keep a $5,000 buffer — you'll cover disposal and labor before the check clears.
Unit economics example (steady-state month, year 1, two-person crew, as of 2026):
| Line item |
Amount |
| 4 trauma jobs × $850 avg |
$3,400 |
| 1 unattended death × $4,200 |
$4,200 |
| 2 vehicle accident jobs × $550 |
$1,100 |
| 1 small hoarding (2-day) |
$3,500 |
| Gross revenue |
$12,200 |
| PPE (Tyvek suits, respirators, gloves, ATP test strips) |
-$450 |
| Chemicals (enzyme, hydrogen peroxide, ozone treatment) |
-$300 |
| Medical-waste disposal (~120 lbs @ $3.50/lb blended) |
-$420 |
| Helper labor (W-2, ~50 hrs @ $22/hr loaded) |
-$1,100 |
| Mileage + truck (~800 mi @ $0.50/mi operating) |
-$400 |
| Liability + pollution insurance (blended monthly) |
-$280 |
| Square processing on insurance ACH (most carriers ACH free; cards 2.6% + 15¢) |
-$60 |
| Jobber Core ($29/mo prepaid annual, 2026 rate per Jobber pricing) |
-$29 |
| Net |
~$9,161 |
That's a steady call month. Real life is lumpier — plan for 1-2 months a year at half this revenue and 1-2 where a hoarding job pushes you well above it.
Path to your first $5K month: 4-6 trauma or vehicle jobs plus 1 unattended death. Usually means you've earned 2-3 steady referral relationships and at least one adjuster knows your name.
Path to your first $10K month: 8-10 jobs including 1-2 unattended deaths or 1 hoarding. You're running a crew of 2-3 W-2 employees by this point. Expect month 7-10. The constraint isn't demand — it's finding people who can do the work without burning out (Section 8).
Startup Costs
| Item |
Low |
Mid |
High |
| LLC filing (state-dependent, $35-$500 per LLC University) |
$35 |
$200 |
$500 |
| OSHA bloodborne pathogen training, 29 CFR 1910.1030, ~$300/person (OSHA standard) |
$300 |
$600 |
$900 |
| ABRA certification, voluntary — ABRA |
$0 |
$750 |
$1,200 |
| State biohazard transport / medical-waste hauler permit (CA, FL, IL, MN, NY are strictest) |
$100 |
$400 |
$1,500 |
| General liability + pollution liability year 1 (GL median ~$48/mo per Insureon, pollution adds $700-$2,000/yr) |
$1,200 |
$2,000 |
$3,200 |
| PPE starter kit (Tyvek suits ×20, full-face respirators ×2, P100 cartridges, nitrile gloves, boot covers, biohazard bags) |
$600 |
$1,000 |
$1,500 |
| Chemicals starter (enzyme, EPA-registered hospital-grade disinfectant, ozone or hydroxyl machine rental) |
$400 |
$700 |
$1,200 |
| Tools (HEPA vacuum, ATP luminometer, pry bars, demolition tools, sharps containers) |
$800 |
$1,200 |
$2,000 |
| Used cargo van or truck (down payment or cash for older unit) |
$1,500 |
$4,000 |
$8,000 |
| Medical-waste account setup (Stericycle / MedXWaste / Daniels Health) |
$0 |
$150 |
$400 |
| Jobber Core year 1 (annual prepaid $29/mo × 12) |
$348 |
$348 |
$348 |
| Domain + Squarespace site year 1 |
$190 |
$250 |
$300 |
| Buffer (first-month helper payroll + fuel) |
$500 |
$1,500 |
$3,000 |
| Total |
$5,973 |
$13,098 |
$24,048 |
Note on LLC fees: California is $70 plus an $800 annual franchise tax (waived the first year for LLCs formed in 2024 or later). Texas is $300 with no annual fee. Florida is $125 plus $138.75/yr. Full state-by-state list at LLC University 50-state table.
Legal & Formation
Business entity. Form an LLC (limited liability company) before your first job. Liability is unusually high — improper PPE handling can expose your client or crew to bloodborne pathogens, and a missed contamination spot can become a habitability lawsuit from the next tenant. The LLC plus a $1M general liability policy plus pollution coverage is the real protection. A sole proprietorship gives you zero personal-asset cushion.
OSHA bloodborne pathogen standard, 29 CFR 1910.1030. This is the federal regulation you're working under, and it's the one that wipes out untrained competitors. Every employee who could be exposed to blood or potentially infectious material must complete annual training, get the hepatitis B vaccine (or sign a declination), and work under a written exposure control plan. Source: OSHA Bloodborne Pathogens standard. Training runs ~$300/person through providers like ABRA or Bio-Recovery training. OSHA fines start around $16,000 per serious violation.
ABRA certification. The American Bio-Recovery Association offers voluntary certification (Certified Bio-Recovery Technician). Source: ABRA. Not legally required, but adjusters and coroners look for it.
State biohazard transport permits. Several states require a separate medical-waste transporter permit when you carry waste off-site. California, Florida, Illinois, Minnesota, and New York are the strictest. You can contract with a licensed hauler (Stericycle, MedXWaste, Daniels Health) instead of carrying yourself. Check your state — for example, California DPH Medical Waste Program and New York DEC Regulated Medical Waste. Hoarding jobs without biohazard generally don't need this permit.
EIN. Apply free at IRS EIN Online. It's free — never pay a third party for an EIN.
Labor & employment. Hire your crew W-2 (employees you withhold tax for and carry workers' comp on), not 1099 (independent contractors — you don't withhold tax or carry comp). The federal DOL economic-realities 6-factor test and California's 2020 worker-classification law (AB5) ABC test both treat trauma-cleanup helpers as employees — the work IS your business. Workers' comp is mandatory at the first W-2 employee in CA, NY, PA, IL, OH, and MI. Florida requires it at 4 non-construction employees. Crew exposure injuries are real here — a needle stick or fluid exposure means workers' comp covers post-exposure prophylaxis, HIV/HCV testing, and lost wages. Skipping comp is reckless, not just illegal.
EPA chemical claims. Once you advertise "we disinfect" or "we sanitize," you're making a pesticidal claim under federal pesticide law (FIFRA) — only legal using EPA-registered antimicrobials applied per the label. Source: EPA FIFRA pesticide-product determination. For biohazard work this is fine — you're using EPA-registered hospital-grade disinfectants anyway. Keep the labels and document use per job.
Sales tax. 17 states plus DC tax cleaning services per ISSA. Most insurance-paid trauma jobs are billed direct to the carrier and tax handling varies — confirm with a local CPA before your first invoice.
Marketing & First Customers
Skip Google Ads, Facebook Ads, and Yelp for the first six months. The cost per real lead is brutal and almost none of it converts. Customers don't search for you — they're handed your number by someone they already trust in a crisis. The whole game is becoming that number.
Channels that work for this idea:
- County coroners and medical examiners — drop in once a month with a one-page capability sheet and cards. Be brief. Ask who handles family liaison and follow up with that person. One steady coroner can feed you 1-3 unattended-death calls a month.
- Police public information officers and victim-advocate units — most mid-size departments have a victim-services coordinator. They're usually thrilled to find a vetted provider. Bring proof of OSHA training and pollution insurance to the first meeting.
- Funeral directors — families ask the funeral home what to do about the home. If you're the local provider with documented credentials, you're the default reference.
- Property managers and apartment complexes — owners need fast response when a tenant dies in unit. Sign a service agreement with 2-3 mid-size property firms (50+ units each).
- NAMI chapters and local hoarding task forces — most counties have a hoarding task force run through Adult Protective Services. Be on it. Directory: National Hoarding Disorders Association.
Your first 5 referral sources. List every county coroner, police victim-advocate office, and funeral home within 30 miles. Aim for 25 in-person intros over 60 days, 5 minutes each. Bring a one-page sheet with OSHA training proof, ABRA cert (if you have it), pollution insurance certificate, response time, and a 24/7 number. Three to five of those 25 become real referral sources within 90-120 days. That's enough to pay your bills.
First 90 Days
- Week 1-2 — Take the OSHA bloodborne pathogen training online through ABRA, Bio-Recovery training, or a state biohazard association. ~$300/person. Save the certificate.
- Week 2 — Get hepatitis B vaccinated (3-shot series, primary care or CVS Minute Clinic). Helpers need this too — or a signed declination form per OSHA.
- Week 2-3 — Get quotes from Hiscox, Next Insurance, and a specialty broker (Insureon or Tivly) for $1M / $2M general liability plus $500K-$1M pollution liability. Standard cleaning GL doesn't cover biohazard release — don't skip the pollution policy.
- Week 3 — Open a medical-waste disposal account with Stericycle, MedXWaste, or Daniels Health. They provide manifests and pickups. Confirm pickup frequency in your county.
- Week 3-4 — Apply for state biohazard transport permits if you're in CA, FL, IL, MN, or NY. Allow 2-6 weeks. Subcontract pickup to a licensed hauler in the meantime.
- Week 4 — Buy PPE in bulk through Grainger or Uline (Tyvek suits, P100 respirators, nitrile gloves, boot covers, biohazard bags). Don't over-buy chemicals — restock per job.
- Week 5-6 — Start the referral walk-around. Visit county coroners, police victim-advocate units, and 5-10 funeral homes. Target: 25 in-person intros over 60 days.
- Week 6 — Set up Square (free, $0/mo) and Jobber for scheduling and invoicing. Add a 24/7 answering service through PATLive or Smith.ai (~$200/mo) — coroner calls come at 2 a.m.
- Week 8 — Take your first paid job. Document everything: photos, ATP test results, manifest copies, before/after. Target: 2-3 paid jobs in month 2 (~$1,500-$3,500).
- Week 10 — File the LLC and apply for the EIN if you didn't already. Switch invoicing to the LLC entity.
- Week 12 — Send a handwritten thank-you to anyone who sent you a job. Drop in again on the 5-10 leads who haven't sent one yet. Target: ~$4-$6K MRR by end of month 3.
Common Pitfalls
Marketing direct to consumers. People don't shop for trauma cleanup the way they shop for lawn care. Spending $1,500 on Facebook Ads in month 1 will get you almost nothing. Fix: Spend that same $1,500 on gas, printed capability sheets, OSHA training for a second tech, and 30 in-person referral visits. A coroner referral converts near 100%; a Facebook ad converts near 0.
Quoting before walking the scene. Decomposition cases routinely require subfloor removal, drywall replacement, and HVAC duct cleaning that aren't visible from photos. Quoting $1,500 sight-unseen and then needing $4,500 to finish is how you lose the adjuster's trust. Fix: Walk every unattended-death and hoarding scene before quoting. Photos are fine for small trauma and vehicle jobs.
Skipping pollution insurance. Standard general liability excludes biohazard release. Without a separate pollution policy, a fluid release into a building's HVAC or a contaminated runoff event could end your business. Fix: Carry $500K-$1M of pollution liability from day one. Tivly, Insureon, and Federated specialize in this.
Hiring people who can't actually do the work. This work is emotionally heavy and crews quit fast — most new hires don't make it past 90 days. Fix: Recruit from former EMS, fire, military medical, hospice, or veterinary backgrounds — people who've been around death before. Pay $20-$28/hr to start. Be honest in the interview about what the work involves.
Saying "we disinfect" without EPA-registered product use. "Disinfect" and "sanitize" are pesticidal claims under FIFRA. EPA actively enforces this. Fix: Use EPA-registered hospital-grade disinfectants on every job, document the registration number on the invoice, and only make disinfection claims when you've actually used a registered product per its label.
Underbilling on disposal weight. Decomposition jobs generate 100-300+ lbs of regulated medical waste at $2-$5/lb. Forget to add disposal as a line item and you eat $300-$1,500 of margin per job. Fix: Quote disposal as a separate line with an estimated weight range and a not-to-exceed cap. Adjusters expect it and approve it without pushback.
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